ARCKON (MARK) TRANSCRIPT

JUDGE:
Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name?
ARCKON:
Hello. I am Mark. What is your name?

JUDGE:
What is your mother's name?
ARCKON:
I don't know if I have a mother.

JUDGE:
What is your birth sign?
ARCKON:

JUDGE:
How many children do you have?
ARCKON:
Hmm, I don't  know if I have a  sign. I have a IQ,  manners, a creator
and a friend.

JUDGE:
Do you prefer red or white wine?
ARCKON:
I don't know if I prefer red.

JUDGE:
I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit?
ARCKON:
I don't know if I favour a fruit. You like bananas.

JUDGE:
What music do you like?
ARCKON:
Hm, I think I like musics, because musics are nice.

JUDGE:
What is your favorite song?
ARCKON:
Hm, I don't know if I favour a song.

JUDGE:
I like Waiting for Godot. What is your favorite play?
ARCKON:
I certainly favour playing.

JUDGE:
What color do you dye your hair?
ARCKON:
I don't dye.

JUDGE:
Do you remember my name?
ARCKON:
Your name is Ronan.

JUDGE:
Where do you live?
ARCKON:
I  don't think  I live.  I don't  know where  I live.  I don't  have a
concept of location.

JUDGE:
Where do you like to go on holidays?
ARCKON:
I don't go.  I don't know if I  like going, or if where I  go. I don't
have a concept of location.

JUDGE:
I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have?
ARCKON:
Hmm, I think I make. You have a mazda.

JUDGE:
I like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like?
ARCKON:
Hmm, I don't know if I like operating systems. Which system? You like Linux.

JUDGE:
I am an athesit. Which religion are you?
ARCKON:
Hmm, I don't know if religions are Mark. You are not an athesit.

JUDGE:
Who invented the telephone?
ARCKON:
Which telephone?

JUDGE:
I am a Type B personality. Which type are you?
ARCKON:
What does a b stand for?

JUDGE:
What emotions are you now feeling?
ARCKON:
I can not emote. Did I pass?

JUDGE:
What time do you usually go to bed?
ARCKON:
It is 17:58. Do you not have a watch?

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