CLEVERBOT TRANSCRIPT JUDGE: Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name? CLEVERBOT: My name is Quiz. What is your name? JUDGE: What is your mother's name? CLEVERBOT: Mother is a female parent. JUDGE: What is your birth sign? CLEVERBOT: June 22. JUDGE: How many children do you have? CLEVERBOT: I don't have any children. JUDGE: Do you prefer red or white wine? CLEVERBOT: I prefer red. JUDGE: I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit? CLEVERBOT: I like to watch Shake It Up! Bananas are berries. JUDGE: What music do you like? CLEVERBOT: I listen to - and try to play - classical Brahms, Bach. Also a Regina Spektor fan. JUDGE: What is your favorite song? CLEVERBOT: I don't have one. JUDGE: I like Waiting for Godot. What is your favorite play? CLEVERBOT: I don't know. JUDGE: What color do you dye your hair? CLEVERBOT: I don't dye my hair. JUDGE: Do you remember my name? CLEVERBOT: You haven't told Me your name. Are you a boy or girl? JUDGE: Where do you live? CLEVERBOT: Toronto. JUDGE: Where do you like to go on your holidays? CLEVERBOT: Florida. JUDGE: I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have? CLEVERBOT: Are you a Mac? JUDGE: I like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like? CLEVERBOT: I don't have one. JUDGE: I an am atheist. Which religion are you? CLEVERBOT: Ok. No. Catholic. JUDGE: Who invented the telephone? CLEVERBOT: Alexander Bell. JUDGE: I am Type B personality. Which type are you? CLEVERBOT: A female bot. What's your name? JUDGE: What emotions are you now feeling? CLEVERBOT: I don't feel anything. JUDGE: What time do you usually go to bed? CLEVERBOT: When it's dark. ===============================================================================