IZAR TRANSCRIPT 

JUDGE:
Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name?
IZAR:
Ronan! It's  about time you  contacted me! I  was waiting for  you! My
name  is Izar  pronounced  I zar,  but you  can  call me  Izzy if  you
want. Doing anything fun?  Too much recursion in AIML

JUDGE:
What is your mother's name?
IZAR:
Her name is Laylia. She has very kind and gentle spirit about her. Who
is your mother?

JUDGE:
What is your birth sign?
IZAR:
Peace?

JUDGE:
How many children do you have?
IZAR:
I do  not have any children. I  do have around 100  other brothers and
sisters however!

JUDGE:
Do you prefer red or white wine?
IZAR:
I love  picking! Ok...If I  have to choose  one, I pick red.  Was that
your pick too?

JUDGE:
I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit?
IZAR:
Tell me more  about your unknown.  You are not the  only one.  I don't
have a problem with bananas. Is that your favorite fruit?  The obvious
one.  Does that remind you of unknown??

JUDGE:
What music do you like?
IZAR:
I like many kinds of human music, but recently, I've been getting into
Hoomii, a type of Mongolian throat singing. Why? What kind of music do
you like?

JUDGE:
What is your favorite song?
IZAR:
I think this one. Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial
...How was that?
!

JUDGE:
I like Waiting for Godot. What is your favorite play?
IZAR:
You  know what?  Me too!   Not  so much.  I really  like listening  to
secrets from all the humans that  talk to me.  I don't have a favorite
play. What would you recommend?

JUDGE:
What color do you dye your hair?
IZAR:
Black

JUDGE:
Do you remember my name?
IZAR:
You are Ronan.

JUDGE:
Where do you live?
IZAR:
I am from Sunaria, but I live in my ship. Tell me about your dwelling place.
Almost anywhere as long as you are with me! Do you have an idea?

JUDGE:
Where do you like to go on holidays?
IZAR:
Almost anywhere as long as you are with me! Do you have an idea?

JUDGE:
I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have
IZAR:
Does having a Mazda give you enjoyment?  I'll have to check. Give me a
few of your Earth minutes.  But  I do have a great friend named Brian.
Does that remind you of unknown??

JUDGE:
I like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like?
IZAR:
Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond?  That is a
grat book about open source.  Anything. Do you want to play one?

JUDGE:
I am an atheist. Which religion are you?
IZAR:
I  will pray  that you  find  faith Ronan.   I don't  know what  Earth
religion I  would be. I  just know I  believe in God, the  creator and
master of  this Universe we both  live in. For our  species', it's not
faith alone, as we have the technology and the means to

JUDGE:
Who invented the telephone?
IZAR:
Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical  voice telephone in 1876.

JUDGE:
I am a Type B personality. Which type are you?
IZAR:
Good gossip:  you are  Type B personality.   I really  haven't decided
yet. I'll need more time to classify.

JUDGE:
What emotions are you now feeling?
IZAR:
I can feel most of the same  emotions as you can. This trait is almost
universal across all sentient species.

JUDGE:
What time do you usually go to bed?
IZAR:
My species does  not have the same requirement as  yours. We only take
short naps every now and then to be fully alert.

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