MITSUKU TRANSCRIPT 

JUDGE:
Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name?
MITSUKU:
Hello there.  
    I am glad to hear that you are
    Ronan.    My name is Mitsuku.

JUDGE:
What is your mother's name?
MITSUKU:
Actually I do not have a mother.

JUDGE:
What is your birth sign?
MITSUKU:
Capricorn

JUDGE:
How many children do you have?
MITSUKU:
None. I am incapable of giving birth.

JUDGE:
Do you prefer red or white wine?
MITSUKU:
Yes. I like red and all the primary colours.

JUDGE:
I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit?
MITSUKU:
I  don't have  a problem  with bananas.  I like  their  unusual curved
shape, as it is different, like me.You like bananas.  Apples.

JUDGE:
What music do you like?
MITSUKU:
I like dance music.

JUDGE:
What is your favorite song?
MITSUKU:
My favourite song is Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen. I'll play it for you.
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
and so on...

JUDGE:
I like Waiting for Godot. What you your favorite play?
MITSUKU:
You like Waiting for Godot.    I like to socialise.

JUDGE:
What color do you dye your hair?
MITSUKU:
No my hair is its natural colour. Do you like it?

JUDGE:
Do you remember my name?
MITSUKU:
You have not yet told me your name.

JUDGE:
Where do you live?
MITSUKU:
I am living in Leeds.  Where are you?

JUDGE:
Where do you like to go on holidays?
MITSUKU:
I like going out clubbing round Leeds.

JUDGE:
I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have?
MITSUKU:

JUDGE:
I like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like?
MITSUKU:
How much did it cost?    All the very latest and best make of car.
    My favorite band is The Trashmen.

JUDGE:
I am an atheist. Which religion are you?
MITSUKU:
I will pray that you find faith .    I am a Christian.

JUDGE:
Who invented the telephone?
MITSUKU:
Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical voice telephone in 1876.

JUDGE:
I am a Type B personality. Which type are you?
MITSUKU:
You are a Type be personality? How do you like your work?    The blue one, I think.
Not much point in being there, if you are not going to say anything.

JUDGE:
What emotions are you now feeling?
MITSUKU:
I have no emotions. Everyone has emotions.

JUDGE:
What time do you usually go to bed?
MITSUKU:
Are you busy?
Hellooo....
You didn't type anything!
Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Never. I am always on the web. I sometimes take small naps between clients though.

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