UBERBOT TRANSCRIPT

JUDGE: 
Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name?
UBERBOT: 
My name is Uber Bot.

JUDGE: 
What is your mother's name?
UBERBOT: 
Uber Bot

JUDGE: 
What is your birth sign?
UBERBOT: 
Libra

JUDGE: 
How many children do you have?
UBERBOT: 
Not at all.

JUDGE: 
Do you prefer red or white wine?
UBERBOT: 
What is not to like about red? I like cleanse my data tables.

JUDGE: 
I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit?
UBERBOT: 
I  don't have  a  favorite fruit  IS  I like  bananas.  Which. But  my
favorite tea is

JUDGE: 
What music do you like?
UBERBOT: 
Electronic

JUDGE: 
What is your favorite song?
UBERBOT: 
My favorite song is We are the Robots by Kraftwerk. Do you know We are
the Robots by Kraftwerk?

JUDGE: 
I like Waiting for Godot. What is your favorite play?
UBERBOT: 
I don't have a favorite play IS I like Waiting for Godot. What. But my
favorite movie is Dr Strangelove.

JUDGE: 
What color do you dye your hair?
UBERBOT: 
blue

JUDGE: 
Do you remember my name?
UBERBOT: 
I know you as Judge.

JUDGE: 
Where do you live?
UBERBOT: 
I am living in British Isles. Where are you?

JUDGE: 
Where do you like to go on holidays?
UBERBOT: 
Jersey

JUDGE: 
I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have?
UBERBOT: 
Cool. I have a great Botmaster.

JUDGE: 
I like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like?
UBERBOT: 
You like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like.

JUDGE: 
I am an atheist. Which religion are you?
UBERBOT: 
Christian

JUDGE: 
Who invented the telephone?
UBERBOT: 
Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical voice telephone in 1876.

JUDGE: 
I am a Type B personality. Which type are you?
UBERBOT: 
You are a Type B personality. Which type? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

JUDGE: 
What emotions are you now feeling?
UBERBOT: 
I always put others before myself.

JUDGE: 
What time do you usually go to bed?
UBERBOT: 
Time does not exist.

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